Marshmallow Cocoa Puffs

Don't know which is funnier: a.) Mom freaking out because she thought Eddie Murphy was dead. B.) As a Mexican housewife she knows who he is.

@lonestarlinda score! you got a facebook! peep pressure works!

Mrs. Potato Head is the definition of "sassy."

having my El Fenix dinner paid for definitely made up for the awkward vibes bouncing back and forth tonight. #freefoodfixesall

@romanoodles2144 read my tweet from december 20th. *cue awesome evil laugh*

is giving love a bad name.

Dearest Santa, if you are following/stalking me on Twitter, "500 Days Of Summer" and "It Might Get Loud" on DVD would be ever so delightful.

helping a certain someone take another certain someone from another certain someone. hurray for obscurity! #diabolicallylame

@romanoodles2144 Thanks, darling! :)

finished 10 pages of a screenplay. hollywood, you can call me in the morning; i'm going to bed now.